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bananacade by Berticus June 11, 2006
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Bananaface
Passing out far too early in Las Vegas or a comparable party scene (i.e. Mardi Gras) and having a precisely peeled banana skin draped skillfully across the face of said passer-outer as a consequence for failing miserably at holding one's shit together for a respectable amount of time. An effectively executed banana-face often results in years of humiliation and disgrace with redemption only coming for the banana-facee when the exacts revenge on his perpetrators.
Vegas leaves people bananafaced.
On you're way over can you pick up some red bull, ice and some bananas so we can bananaface Todd later?
Yo, this fucker is getting bananafaced.
Mark's cousin looks about 45 minutes away from a bananaface.
I think I'm gonna pass on this shot guys as I believe it will lead to me getting bananafaced.
Is it possible to give you all 20 bucks so as to not get inevitably bananafaced tonight?
So in Puerto Rico is it called a plantainface?
For some reason I just feel like I'm gonna wake up with a bananaface.
This guy needs a fucking bananaface to teach him a lesson.
Yo Gary, get the banana ready this fag is doneskies.
I'm scared the bananaface is gonna suffocate him.
On you're way over can you pick up some red bull, ice and some bananas so we can bananaface Todd later?
Yo, this fucker is getting bananafaced.
Mark's cousin looks about 45 minutes away from a bananaface.
I think I'm gonna pass on this shot guys as I believe it will lead to me getting bananafaced.
Is it possible to give you all 20 bucks so as to not get inevitably bananafaced tonight?
So in Puerto Rico is it called a plantainface?
For some reason I just feel like I'm gonna wake up with a bananaface.
This guy needs a fucking bananaface to teach him a lesson.
Yo Gary, get the banana ready this fag is doneskies.
I'm scared the bananaface is gonna suffocate him.
Bananaface by Tommy Hanasticks February 3, 2010
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bananabate
bananabate by TheSockLord October 31, 2014
bananagate
The scandal that rocked the League 2 footballing world.
During the 2004/2005 football season, Oxford United FC sacked burly striker Julian Alsop 'with immediate effect' for a 'lewd prank' played on a youth player at the club.
It later emmerged that Alsop had attempted to shove a banana up the rear end of the youth team player with others aiding him. A full scale operation was held at the club with a number of youth team players being suspended for their involvement.
Still little is known about the full extent of the attack with the banana or of its whereabouts, thus resulting in the 'bananagate' scandal.
Alsop later found work with Forest Green Rovers, but was duly banned for the rest of the season by the FA whilst they investidated.
During the 2004/2005 football season, Oxford United FC sacked burly striker Julian Alsop 'with immediate effect' for a 'lewd prank' played on a youth player at the club.
It later emmerged that Alsop had attempted to shove a banana up the rear end of the youth team player with others aiding him. A full scale operation was held at the club with a number of youth team players being suspended for their involvement.
Still little is known about the full extent of the attack with the banana or of its whereabouts, thus resulting in the 'bananagate' scandal.
Alsop later found work with Forest Green Rovers, but was duly banned for the rest of the season by the FA whilst they investidated.
bananagate by Oxford Lad June 10, 2005
Bananacakes
Comparable to fubar, or kitty wampus. When something is very screwed up or off kilter, it is all sort of bananacakes.
Bananacakes by Mr. Bananco October 15, 2009
bananabate
Bananabating is a form of masturbation that involves, yes, a banana. Take a semi-ripe banana and wrap the banana 2/3 of the way up with duct tape. With the banana still unpeeled, squish around the insides until mushy. Then, cut off the untaped 1/3 and throw away. Lastly, stick the banana in the microwave for approximately 23 seconds, then fuck the shit out of it. Enjoy.
Ever since Jane left me, I've been sick and tired of using my hand. I think I might bananabate tonight instead.
bananabate by Mattyd0826 March 24, 2008
bananacaine
Bananacaine has 100x the power of cocaine and eventually causes permanent psychosis in 99% of first time users.
The strongest drug in the universe was discovered by an anonymous alien, Rektoshi, while scallywagging on an uninhabited moon in the Whale Galaxy.
Rumor has it that super-drugs like Kalaxian Crystals stopped working for Rektoshi so he invented bananacaine by combining 3 parts monkey blood with 1 part banana.
For the 1% of users that can handle B-Caine, it increases their intelligence by 100x for 24 hours... however the come down causes extreme violence in the user and an unquenchable thirst for low-cap EOS shitcoin HNDRDX.
The strongest drug in the universe was discovered by an anonymous alien, Rektoshi, while scallywagging on an uninhabited moon in the Whale Galaxy.
Rumor has it that super-drugs like Kalaxian Crystals stopped working for Rektoshi so he invented bananacaine by combining 3 parts monkey blood with 1 part banana.
For the 1% of users that can handle B-Caine, it increases their intelligence by 100x for 24 hours... however the come down causes extreme violence in the user and an unquenchable thirst for low-cap EOS shitcoin HNDRDX.
bananacaine by Rektoshi October 8, 2019