bananacaine

Bananacaine has 100x the power of cocaine and eventually causes permanent psychosis in 99% of first time users.

The strongest drug in the universe was discovered by an anonymous alien, Rektoshi, while scallywagging on an uninhabited moon in the Whale Galaxy.

Rumor has it that super-drugs like Kalaxian Crystals stopped working for Rektoshi so he invented bananacaine by combining 3 parts monkey blood with 1 part banana.

For the 1% of users that can handle B-Caine, it increases their intelligence by 100x for 24 hours... however the come down causes extreme violence in the user and an unquenchable thirst for low-cap EOS shitcoin HNDRDX.

"Last week I almost OD’d on bananacaine..... but uh life finds a way."

bananacaine by Rektoshi October 8, 2019

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bananadine

A mythical, euphoria-inducing chemical supposedly obtained from the inside of banana skins.

"Yeah, I hear that kid was trying to smoke bananadine."

bananadine by Blackdog January 19, 2004

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bananacaine • bananacade • bananadine

Bananacakes

Comparable to fubar, or kitty wampus. When something is very screwed up or off kilter, it is all sort of bananacakes.

"I tried to apply online today, but the website is all bananacakes"

Bananacakes by Mr. Bananco October 15, 2009

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bananacade

A structure set up across a route of access to obstruct the passage of an enemy BUT WITH BANANAS

Ryan's a faggot. bananacade

bananacade by Berticus June 11, 2006

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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