bananacaine 

Bananacaine has 100x the power of cocaine and eventually causes permanent psychosis in 99% of first time users.

The strongest drug in the universe was discovered by an anonymous alien, Rektoshi, while scallywagging on an uninhabited moon in the Whale Galaxy.

Rumor has it that super-drugs like Kalaxian Crystals stopped working for Rektoshi so he invented bananacaine by combining 3 parts monkey blood with 1 part banana.

For the 1% of users that can handle B-Caine, it increases their intelligence by 100x for 24 hours... however the come down causes extreme violence in the user and an unquenchable thirst for low-cap EOS shitcoin HNDRDX.

"Last week I almost OD’d on bananacaine..... but uh life finds a way."

bananacaine by Rektoshi October 8, 2019

bananadine 

A mythical, euphoria-inducing chemical supposedly obtained from the inside of banana skins.

"Yeah, I hear that kid was trying to smoke bananadine."

bananadine by Blackdog January 19, 2004

Bananacakes 

Comparable to fubar, or kitty wampus. When something is very screwed up or off kilter, it is all sort of bananacakes.

"I tried to apply online today, but the website is all bananacakes"

Bananacakes by Mr. Bananco October 15, 2009

bananacade 

A structure set up across a route of access to obstruct the passage of an enemy BUT WITH BANANAS

Ryan's a faggot. bananacade

bananacade by Berticus June 11, 2006

bananacide 

Death by banana. To kill someone with bananas by shoving bananas in all of the persons orafices.

CSI Miami Intro:
Officer Cheeseburger grimaces and nearly turns a shade of green as he lifts the sheet to reveal the body.

*belch*
"Bananacide..."

He drops the sheet and covers his mouth wishing he hadn't just eaten a banana split.

"What kind of animal kills someone by shoving bananas in all of their orafices? That poor man, what a way to go!"

Pan out to reveal the crime scene is at a zoo and it might actually have been an animal that committed the murder by bananacide.....

bananacide by Dusty McDusterson August 16, 2024