Bananacaine has 100x the power of cocaine and eventually causes permanent psychosis in 99% of first time users.
The strongest drug in the universe was discovered by an anonymous alien, Rektoshi, while scallywagging on an uninhabited moon in the Whale Galaxy.
Rumor has it that super-drugs like Kalaxian Crystals stopped working for Rektoshi so he invented bananacaine by combining 3 parts monkey blood with 1 part banana.
For the 1% of users that can handle B-Caine, it increases their intelligence by 100x for 24 hours... however the come down causes extreme violence in the user and an unquenchable thirst for low-cap EOS shitcoin HNDRDX.
The strongest drug in the universe was discovered by an anonymous alien, Rektoshi, while scallywagging on an uninhabited moon in the Whale Galaxy.
Rumor has it that super-drugs like Kalaxian Crystals stopped working for Rektoshi so he invented bananacaine by combining 3 parts monkey blood with 1 part banana.
For the 1% of users that can handle B-Caine, it increases their intelligence by 100x for 24 hours... however the come down causes extreme violence in the user and an unquenchable thirst for low-cap EOS shitcoin HNDRDX.
by Rektoshi October 8, 2019
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