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OH SHIT!, ANOTHER BALTIE! THIS IS MY 3rd TIME TODAY!
baltie by jolibee September 1, 2010
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An primarly eastcoast hairstyle, said to have origonated in Maryland, used mostly by teenage laxcrosse boys. The hairstyle resembles the "just took my lax helmet off" look. The hair flips out at the ends, and the back is cut above the collar. The hair is often curly or wavy as a result.
It has also been refered to as "sophisticated helmet hair".
*Takes off helmet*
"Hey man! Nice baltie."
"Thanks, you too."
Baltie by Baltie July 23, 2009
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Comes from the term batti wash. Battied means someone got a batti wash.
John just battied Christine's lovely behind.
battied by Ilovecattles December 15, 2016

baltic tea 

Baltic Tea is a drink, a cocktail, mentioned in Victor Pelevin's book "Chapayev and Void". The cocktail is made of a glass of vodka and two teaspoons of cocaine.
Supposedly it was consumed by soviet navy soldiers resided in the ship Aurora, which was cruising the Baltic Sea. Therefore the cocktail is named Baltic Tea.
baltic tea by peivei September 19, 2010

Double Baltic 

A term coined by YouTuber, Matpat and his friends, defined as, "anything worthless or disappointing"
Dang, that movie was really double baltic.

Their opinion is so double baltic.
(v.) to dance artlessly, without particular grace or skill but usually with enjoyment.
I love to balter!
Balter by Cobourg February 1, 2013

Baltimore Shuffle

The act of stumbling around the streets like an idiot after shooting up heroin.
I caught Brian doing the Baltimore Shuffle across the LightRail tracks last Thursday.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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