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ballzimers by anonymous October 23, 2018
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Ballzheimers
Repetitive fornication with previous partners forgoing all principle purposes for initial dissolution of the relationship to begin with.
Ballzheimers by bamf269 August 14, 2012
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Ballzheimers
The outrageous and perverted sense of courage old men acquire upon realize how little they have to lose. Those diagnosed with ballzheimers can be commonly spotted groping young women in line at stores, or shouting out absurd rants at strangers.
Old guy shouts across the geriatric ward: "Hey, Betty! Bring that fine ass over here and twerk it for me girl!"
Nurse: "Look, Harvey, your ballzheimers is getting way out of hand. Just sit back, be quiet, and finish your Tapioca."
Nurse: "Look, Harvey, your ballzheimers is getting way out of hand. Just sit back, be quiet, and finish your Tapioca."
Ballzheimers by captmurk December 26, 2013
Ballzheimers
Ballzheimers by Ballzheimers October 27, 2020
ballzheimers
A condition of post-coital forgetfulness that occurs when you can't remember the name of the girl you just had sex with.
ballzheimers by soundbite.69 September 26, 2013
Ballzheimers disease
Ballzheimers Disease strikes many men in their late seventies and early eighties. Medical experts agree a long history of deviant sexual behaviour as well as drinking chemical beer contribute to this disorder, in which the affected men; forget where their balls are, forget they have balls, or begin to play with their balls incessantly forgetting all else.
Barry, fond of telling his favourite stories of barnyard sex, experienced a sudden onset of Ballzheimers disease right after his 81st birthday. Barry forgot his history of having sex with poultry, and began to watch "Oprah" and reruns of "Little house on the Prairie".
Barry forgot all about constantly fondling his balls while he talked, forgot all about sex in general, and soon was completely overtaken by the disease.
Barry forgot all about constantly fondling his balls while he talked, forgot all about sex in general, and soon was completely overtaken by the disease.
Ballzheimers disease by Vinter August 17, 2008
Ballzheimers
An illness which attacks the memory, and the person who has it the balls to attack other people for the same things they've made careers of.
There is no known cure.
There is no known cure.
Uh oh, looks like Dick Cheney and Karl Rove have Ballzheimers. They're criticizing the Obama administration for the same things they did while serving under Bush.
Ballzheimers by Bloodbath 87 April 23, 2009