ballwank 

When you've been having a cheeky wank, maybe in a bush, but nothing seems to be working. You look down to see you've been tugging a ball instead of your penis.

I stopped off for a cheeky bush wank. It took forever. Looked down, another ballwank...

ballwank by For Pump December 11, 2018

bullwank 

When something is totally crap we say that's it's "wank". If it's really, really crap then it's bullwank.

"Do you ever watch Idol on tv?"

"Never"

"Why not?"

"It's bullwank!"

bullwank by spid-a-spid May 16, 2010

ballwalk 

to walk around a public area with your testicles hanging out of your fly

I wanted to ballwalk across the sorority house lawn and scare away all the pledges

ballwalk by djslut September 20, 2005

Ballwanger 

adj. Superior quality or to possess above standard features.

adj: We went to a friends house to watch football because he has this ballwanger TV.

Ballwanger by WordMeisterB August 2, 2011

ballwalking

The act of strollin down the street with one's testical's exposed...

Yesterday I saw Dave and Jayce ballwalking...

ballwalking by Dave buttox May 10, 2004

bullwank 

a word for someone talkin shit or something being crap

''Dont talk such bullwank''

bullwank by pixiesykes October 7, 2006

ballswank 

a word to use in a time or randomness or spur of the moment deal. and is really fun to say out loud. just blert it out and it will seriously make you feel a lot better once you say it.

girl 1: damn, theres nothing to talk about

girl 2: hmmm ballswank ?!?
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girl 1: ... BALLSWANK!!!!????!!!!

ballswank by anna. fitzyy August 25, 2009