balltoozi

a balltoozi is when you fill up a bowl with warm water, dip your nutsack in the water, and get someone to take a straw and blow into the water with it.

man, i just got a balltoozi from my girlfriend. it was sweet.

by sydney shore101 October 23, 2011

Balloonia

The wonderful place where balloons go when you accidentally, or voluntarily, let go of your ballon and it disappears high in the sky. Balloonia is kind of like Balloon heaven.Usually mothers tell their kids that so they can shut up about losing their balloons.

Kid loses balloon.

Kid: MAMA!!MAMA! I lost my balloon!!!(Kid cries)
Mom thinks: I need him to shut up! What should I say?
Mom: It's okay sweetie, that baloon went to Balloonia.
Kid: Yay!!!!

Balloon in Ballonia: Finally! I'm free! No moe kids trying to pop me!

by Really?????? June 30, 2010

Balloonishness

Foolishness; The nature of being a balloon

I had a total balloonishness moment and left my cashcard in Centra for a week and never noticed.

by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011

Miss Ballroomit

Miss Ballroomit is a female dancer who is looking for a dance partner but she refuses to dance with someone that is married or in a relationship with another gal. cause she doesn't' want any drama from their wives or girlfriends.

Friend: You are a Miss Ballroomit.
the second friend: I know.

by Sakurakage December 16, 2019

water ballooning

the act of holding your foreskin closed while urinating so it fills up like a water balloon

Jake: Hey David what are you doing tonight?
David: Nothing probably just going to sit in the shower and do some water ballooning

by numbertwentyone January 19, 2012

balloonimous

Of or like a balloon.

He had become so completely full of himself; his head was balloonimous.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

Balloonist dozen

18

Jill fucked a balloonist dozen worth of men in one night. 18 cocks penetrated her holes.

by Jill Weiss October 23, 2012