balltoozi
a balltoozi is when you fill up a bowl with warm water, dip your nutsack in the water, and get someone to take a straw and blow into the water with it.
balltoozi by sydney shore101 October 23, 2011
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Balloonia
The wonderful place where balloons go when you accidentally, or voluntarily, let go of your ballon and it disappears high in the sky. Balloonia is kind of like Balloon heaven.Usually mothers tell their kids that so they can shut up about losing their balloons.
Kid loses balloon.
Kid: MAMA!!MAMA! I lost my balloon!!!(Kid cries)
Mom thinks: I need him to shut up! What should I say?
Mom: It's okay sweetie, that baloon went to Balloonia.
Kid: Yay!!!!
Balloon in Ballonia: Finally! I'm free! No moe kids trying to pop me!
Kid: MAMA!!MAMA! I lost my balloon!!!(Kid cries)
Mom thinks: I need him to shut up! What should I say?
Mom: It's okay sweetie, that baloon went to Balloonia.
Kid: Yay!!!!
Balloon in Ballonia: Finally! I'm free! No moe kids trying to pop me!
Balloonia by Really?????? June 30, 2010
Related Words
balltoozi • Ballcoozie • ball koozie • ballooning • balloonis • Balldozing • balloonie • ballboozling • ballcouzi • ballhootin
Balloonishness
Balloonishness by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011
Miss Ballroomit
Miss Ballroomit is a female dancer who is looking for a dance partner but she refuses to dance with someone that is married or in a relationship with another gal. cause she doesn't' want any drama from their wives or girlfriends.
Miss Ballroomit by Sakurakage December 16, 2019
water ballooning
Jake: Hey David what are you doing tonight?
David: Nothing probably just going to sit in the shower and do some water ballooning
David: Nothing probably just going to sit in the shower and do some water ballooning
water ballooning by numbertwentyone January 19, 2012
balloonimous
balloonimous by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019
Balloonist dozen
Balloonist dozen by Jill Weiss October 23, 2012
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Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
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