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two ball throat cream 

The creamy substance known as a males sperm from his two balls, that is used in ones throat as some sort of relief from a sore throat.
Female: My throat hurts, I think I have a cold coming on.
Male: I have something that'll help with that.
Female: Oh, what's that?!
Male: Some two ball throat cream!

Ballternate 

When a man's balls churn, much like a cement mixer. This can can be seen at best while at rest.

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Taylor: "I was so bored the other day I just watched my my nuts ballternate while I waited for Sandy Pants to come over."
Ballternate by KaraTaylor March 7, 2009

Ballthrax 

An infection of the testicles that requires Cipro for treatment.
Shit, I have ballthrax again.
Ballthrax by Rossironi September 2, 2011

Ball Throat 

Portion of the male body where the balls meet the gooch. Contrary to popular belief, not the area where the balls meet the shlong.
Holy hell, Zach just tried to FTB me, and I saw it comin and hit him with a swift kick to the ball throat. He went down hard.
Ball Throat by RevLevi July 2, 2009

ball throat 

Place where the balls meet in conjuction with the base of the penis.
Men, remember the chick I met last night at the bar? WORST head I've had in my life, bitch woldn't get off my ball throat

Ballthritis

When you grab a guy's balls and it hurts
Louanne grabbed Tony's balls and squeezed them like he squeezes her titts , he then yelled he had ballthritis .
Ballthritis by Foul funny September 5, 2016