A word similar to calling someone a Bellend, but identifying the fact that they have a flat or floppy one, and using it against them as a term of abuse.
The word was invented in a time of rage to replace Bellend more offensively.
A ballstrap is code for a secret computer server placed in a datacenter on the network but without management being aware of it It usually serves as an MP3/Porn/Movie/Bittorrent repository.
The term was coined by disgruntled sysadmins in 1996 when the Subaru Motor Corporation released the "Subaru Ballstrap: The worlds first Sport Utility Strapon" but it has evolved to have multiple definitions depending on context in Information Technology, especially among the Linux Administrator community in Dallas and Fort Worth, Texas.
hey dude, could you reboot my ballstrap on the downlow? I upgraded the kernel and I can't SSH in to get to my porn and music stash. Try not to let Bill Lumburg see you do it - I owe you one man.
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.