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ballsackian 

One whose ballsack is screwed on tight. One who is aggressive & tough, who can take on anything and who doesn't take shit from anyone.
Thomas is definitely ballsackian. He doesn't give a damn who he tells off.

What the lieutenant did was ballsackian. He took his recon team of 6 men 20 miles behind enemy lines for a week and inflicted heavy casualties upon the enemy.
ballsackian by SixCHUCKSeven December 14, 2007
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Ballsacktallywack 

Part of speech: verb/noun/adjective

Past tense: Ballsacktallywacked

Etymology: The English word: ballsack, and the São Tomé and Príncipe of Africa word: tallywack

Definitions:
1. Something to yell when you don't know what else to yell, but feel a strange need to yell something.
2. A word that describes the motion of a long piece of rubber, actually wacking a man in the place where no man wants to be wacked (the testicles... ouch!)
3. Like "awkward turtle" something to break the ice during an awkward situation.

A word to the wise - in 93% of the situations one would use the term ballsacktallywack at the end of a sentence, it is followed by an exclamation point.
1. "Ballsacktallywack!!!!!! Woah, that was strange."
2. "my wife ballsacktallywacked me last night, all just because i got home past midnight..."
3. "Dude, I'm gay."
silence...
"Ballsacktallywack!"
Ballsacktallywack by Stevo-K January 3, 2009

Ballsackimus Maximus 

1. The muscle that makes your nutsack move vertically when you take a deep breath.

2. A general term for the scrote.
When it seems inevitable that something will hit your dude pieces, take a deep breath in order flex your ballsackimus maximus which will tuck the nuts as close to your body as possible.

ballsacking 

To place your nutsack firmly upon an object for intentions of jealousy.
Friend One: That kid just moved away.
Friend Two: Let's make him jealous and ballsack his house!
Friend One: Sounds like a plan... let the ballsacking begin.
ballsacking by asphalt girl January 5, 2015

Ballsackistan 

A country ruled by assbags and ballsacks.
A group of total fagfaces. Their followers are called ballbaggers.
What total fags. They must be from ballsackistan. just look at the scrotelickers.

ballsackia

In a land where all kinds of ballsacks roam... BALLSACKIA!!!!!!
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Daniel: Hello!! hee hee hee! where should we go this summer?
Finn: Haw haw haw, dude! Ballsackia!!! uh, duhh??
ballsackia by Baby Kata! May 12, 2022

Ballsacking 

Takes some luck of the gene pool, but if you're able to do it, always great fun. While you are straddling her, take your nutsack and spread it out over her face like pizza dough.
Ballsacking by tnt May 1, 2003