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My Balls Hurt 

A phrase that is usually uttered upon receiving a painful or difficult task or the recipient of a miscellaneous hardship.

Can be used to show sympathy in the YBH, as in "your balls hurt."
Boss: "Pat, please rewrite that whole web site by tomorrow."
Pat: "My Balls Hurt"
My Balls Hurt by Darth Chubious November 29, 2010

sheeesh by balls hurt 

an expression to show that your balls do indeed hurt, usually used by valid hood niggas
sheeesh by balls hurt fr on god no cap fax no printer copy no paste wheels no bus niggabusting

ouch my balls hurt 

A secret way of letting your friends (that know the real meaning) know it is time to leave in a stylish and cool way.
Guy: uh oh ouch my balls hurt
guy 2: time to leave
guy 3: heading out
ouch my balls hurt by Skesi hater 89 November 11, 2020

ouch my balls hurt 

A quick, stylish, and swag way to let your friends know it is time to go only if you told them in advanced what it means.
Guy: uh oh Ouch my balls hurt
Guy 2: alright time to go
Guy 3: time to head out
Guy 4: on my way out
ouch my balls hurt by Skesi hater 89 November 11, 2020

Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt 

the shittiest episode of any show ever!
Guy 1: Did you watch "Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt"
Guy 2: No, that shits ass.

Hurting Ball 

Once believed to be a monster in hiding, but eventually turned out to be a practice golf ball. It was believed back in '92 that they lived in your lawn and would snip at your toes using long snouts with teeth on the end
OUCH motherfucka i just got bit by a hurting ball-- um.. i mean a practice golf ball lol!?
Hurting Ball by Big Bear Stalker September 28, 2003