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Balleater555 

The story of Balleater555

Who is Balleater555?

Balleater is a mysterious character who bites balls.

Why does Balleater555 bite balls?
When Balleater555 was young, he was only 3'0.
Bullies made fun of him, then one day Balleater555
bit the bullies balls off and ran away.

D ̗̻̖̲̮̥̖̺͙̿͊͛̊̃͝͝ͅO ̢̻̞̗̪̪͙̦̊͛ ̛͍̱̗͇̣͇͚̅̋̔̄̋̓͛̒̑͝N ̤͌͂Ǫ̴̢̥̱̘̦͍͓͍̝͉̟̪̔͐̑̀͛̄̂̕T ̨̨̝̬̬̣̺̣͖̗̠̜̰̜̞́̆̌́̀̓͑̋̓̋̈́͝ ̧̨͖̩̝̮͇͔͔̯̖̠͖͈̋̑̾͜S̴̫̜̏̓̃̅̾́̀̉̍P ̧̡̺̰̱̩̤̙̦̱̺̯̐̇̆̃̽̎̾͘̕̚͝ͅE ̢̛̦͉̹̺̱̼͔̣͉̖͒̾̂̈́À̶̡̧̡̗͇͈̲͇͖̞͇̗͉̓͒̂̔̿͒̽̓̿̈̇̿͘͠K ̡̡͈̭̫̝̪̲̦̗͍͈̒̀͌̀͋̕̚͘ ̢͖̜͔̳̝̩͚̟̘̼̜̺̀̊̀̒̓̓̉̔̉̏̕̚O̶̥͎̦͔̰̥̖͛͜F̵̡̠̱̘͈̎̈́̈̐̇̎̇̈́̑̐͂͝ ̶̡̡͔̞̮̘͓͖̒̂͝B̶̡̫̙̟̾̓̓̌͋͗A ̡̛̪̭̗̳̠̳̥̟̤̯͑̉̓̂̑́̀̾͆̄̕͜͝L̶̬̾̅̏̔L ̢̦̞̗͔̹̪͓̣̭͎͕̠̎͜͠E ̠͚̓̈̆̅̊̔̄̚ͅA ̝̱̤̱̪̝̦̦̩͎̤̪̑̍̒̉̽̀̾̇̈́̊̉̚͜͠T̶̛͖̥̘̤̦̞̳̝͔̍̎̉͐̓E ̟̟̥̉̍̏̀̑̄̐̾́͒̈R ̥̥͙͙̩̼͖͔̈́̒̊̄̓̆̈5̶̢̜͖͕̲̈͐̿̽͒̇͠5̴̪̩̼̙̻̒͊͆5 ̡̲̖͓̪͍̤̭̫̻̱̾̎̈́̔̾̓̓̚̕
Person1: Hey man, have you heard of Balleater555?

~BALL EATER IS SUMMONED~

I ̢̞̜̺̝͕͈̌̈́̎̀͜͝ ̞̩̱͖͎͇̣̯͇̼̈́̃̈̑̆̈͜W̴̛̯̯̆̾̈̽͗̍̌̎̒̆͘̚I̴͚̼͌̅̍̿͆̑̇̏̅̾L̶͍͍̜͚̥̥̞̜̦͓̰͔̭̈́͗̃͛̓̅̆͐̀͑́̓̂̄͝L̵̹̺̱͎͓͚͚̦̝̾̈́̐̔͐̈́̈́̀ ͚̥̩̝͓̭̭̜͖͕̰̮̇̔͐B̴̨̝͉̞̞̏͆̊͂́̅̉̍̿̄̍͒͘I ̧͖̟͎͙͓̬̜̝̞̩̭̈́́̌̎͌T ̨̧̯͕̣̩̞̲̠̪͕̏̔̆̒̈́̌̚͝E ̨̢̧̯͖̣͖̖͇̤̲͈͉̹̜̿̈́̔̈́̓̍̚ ̟̱̣̺͖͙̥̝͎͉̹́̏̎̈́͊͋͊͋͛̅̑͌̐͊̍Y̶͈͉̳̺̖̺͊̀Ǒ̴̢̰͚̭̹̖̥̎͘͝U ̡̠͉̠́́̔̈́̔̏̽̊͋̑͘͘͘R̴̹̞̼̩͎̲͑̓̎͐͌̽͒̽̐̏̎̊̈́͊͝ ̛̛̞̻͇̖͇̫̋̈́͂͋̍̄̐̔̒̓͐̕̕B ̛͎̦͕̼̜͔͌̔̋͊̇̓̀͛͂͒͗Ą̴͉̫͇̠̞̙͉̭͈͕͚̉̉̈́͑͜͜͝L̵̛̺̻̮̻͙̘͚̪̣̗̝̇̃̐̚ͅL ̨̝̘͓̹͙͎̮̦͚̎͑͐̀̐͌S ̛̫͓̬̻̺̼͙̠̣̠͒͂̐̐́͛͆̕͜͝
Balleater555 by XR Community June 19, 2021

balleralert 

A completely tolerated Instagram account strictly for black supremacists. A hub for racism, ignorance, irony, and double standards.
1: Black supremacy isn’t a thing, black people cant be racist.

2. Scroll through @balleralerts comments
1. I stand corrected, wow.
balleralert by Cheeser27 July 15, 2020

ballater 

"Are you crazy?!? Don't go anywhere near Ballater!! Those inbred rednecks will shoot your sorry ass!!"
ballater by See you Jimmy? January 31, 2004

BallsAlert 

A word only certified silly goobers can use
No definition can be used anyway
"My dog, grandma, grandpa, cat, fish, mom, and dad died"
"BallsAlert"
BallsAlert by Sleepers420 February 18, 2025

BallsAlert 

Only silly goobers can say it
It has no meaning it can be used in anyway whether its cool freaky etc
"My grandma, grandpa, dog, cat, fish, mom, and dad died. On top of that my house got wrecked by a fire. And I was kicked out of my neighborhood for looking different"
"BallsAlert"
BallsAlert by Sleepers420 February 18, 2025
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