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Ballgeesa
Ballgeesa by QueenyOmygodess March 11, 2017
Pooey Ballies
Ball stranglers that have been covered in the most putrid shit ever. Can be used as a weapon or can be worn for comfort.
Pooey Ballies by thc2099 June 14, 2008
ballfie
A selfie picture of your nutsack, including veins and hair. It's meant to be done as a show of your ridiculous narcissism. Like a selfie, it can also be shared through social networking, but primarily private chats like Whatsapp due to the disgusting nature of the picture.
Obnoxious friend: Hey, everyone, look at my balls!!! <sends picture to Whatsapp group>
Urologist friend: Hey man, WTF? looks like you have varicocele in your scrotum.
e.g. I just sent a ballfie to my friends in the group chat because I think I am awesome and my urologist friend told me my balls are dying of varicocele.
Urologist friend: Hey man, WTF? looks like you have varicocele in your scrotum.
e.g. I just sent a ballfie to my friends in the group chat because I think I am awesome and my urologist friend told me my balls are dying of varicocele.
Ballge
An illusion in which a man has a large bugle in his pants which turns out to be more balls than penis.
Ballge by KatieMcDuh October 11, 2011
Ballied up
Ballied up by Max Burrows July 15, 2009
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