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Damn Keith is ballzie he'll be the first person to try out anything the next person wouldn't do
ballzie by Mziza March 24, 2014
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Ballzheimers 

Repetitive fornication with previous partners forgoing all principle purposes for initial dissolution of the relationship to begin with.
"He went back to her again!?"

"Yeah...He has a serious case of Ballzheimers!"
Ballzheimers by bamf269 August 14, 2012

Pooey Ballies

Ball stranglers that have been covered in the most putrid shit ever. Can be used as a weapon or can be worn for comfort.
"Hey.. hey you! Gimme the best pooey ballies that you got, PRONTO!"
Pooey Ballies by thc2099 June 14, 2008

Ballzinis Blowpop 

(n)- A dick dipped in parafilm wax with a special treat inside. A favorite alternative to a Charm's Blowpop, but inside is not gum, but balls.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Ballzinis Blowpop?

Ballzheimer's 

As defined by Jon Stewart, on the April 22 2009 episode of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart:
"A terrible illness that attacks the memory and gives its victims' the balls to attack others for things they themselves made a career of...There is no known cure."
"Apparently my dealer has Ballzheimer's, yesterday he lectured me about smoking too much ganj"

Ballzheimer's Disease 

When a male is in the midst of sexual relations with a female and accidentally utters a different women's name.
Rob: So me and Tracy broke up.

Frank: Really? What happened?

Rob: Well she was going down on me and I yelled out Debbie. She got all pissed off and left.

Frank: Ah. Ballzheimer's Disease.
Ballzheimer's Disease by Joe Fist January 23, 2009
A selfie picture of your nutsack, including veins and hair. It's meant to be done as a show of your ridiculous narcissism. Like a selfie, it can also be shared through social networking, but primarily private chats like Whatsapp due to the disgusting nature of the picture.
Obnoxious friend: Hey, everyone, look at my balls!!! <sends picture to Whatsapp group>
Urologist friend: Hey man, WTF? looks like you have varicocele in your scrotum.

e.g. I just sent a ballfie to my friends in the group chat because I think I am awesome and my urologist friend told me my balls are dying of varicocele.
ballfie by imzj March 31, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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