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ball scraper 

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A dump so big it reaches from your anus to the bottom of the toilet. When you pinch it off, the turd falls over and scrapes your balls.

Also see Venti #3.
I was constipated all weekend. Went to Starbucks this morning, got a Venti. Just dropped a ball scraper and now I feel much better... aside from having poop under my balls.
ball scraper by trenta holmes April 6, 2011

ball scrape 

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When you nick your sac with a dull razor
Deqwan- Nigga why you always grabbin yo junk?

Marqueen- Nigga! I got ball scrape.
ball scrape by Nickasac April 21, 2014

ball scrape 

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When you are shaving your pubic hair on your balls, and you accidentally cut your balls.
"Dude I was shaving my balls really quick for Friday night, and I got a ball scrape.
ball scrape by bossssssy April 21, 2014

ball scrape 

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Condition that can occur in males when they shave their scrotum to fast or not carefully.
He got a ball scrape because the razor wouldn't conform to his ball sack. I told him to slow down or he won't go out because there will be a blood stain on his white jeans.
ball scrape by Kacey2012 April 21, 2014

Ballscratch 

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A way of gently scratching a sensitive area, like the ballsack. This is done by placing open hand, palm down, just above itchy area, then bending and extending fingers repeatedly, causing nails to softly scratch area in a downward motion, without hurting the testicles.
A) "My nuts are sore from banging all night, and itchy 'cause I got crabs."

B) "Do the ballscratch."
Ballscratch by Mamie and Jorgan January 11, 2009

ballscratcher

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a workman who doesn't do much apart from scratch his balls
"he just stared at the job scratching his balls for an hour"
ballscratcher by sue October 19, 2003
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