ball face

A complete fucking douche bag. One who is so full of themselves, they wear their balls on their face.

Person 1: Dude, do you know that Jim Hedican? He is such a ball face. And an assbastard.

by Tlaloc December 10, 2007

ball-face

This is a term refering to a person who has had BALLS written on their forehead while sleeping.
Example1: In the movie Garden State the main character gets doped up and wakes up with BALLS written on his forehead in permenant marker
Example2: My friend Mellisa (ball-face) who fell asleep while watching garden state, thus requiring us to endow her with the same marking.

"Gee, ball-face (Mellisa) hasn't called me in forever..." friend-"Maybe its cause you keep calling her ball-face?"

by Brian March 7, 2005

Ball-face-cock-sucker.

An individual who's pressence alone makes all people within range sick to their stomachs.

1) To be ugly.

2) A person whose personality has brought them beyond the title of Cock Sucker.

1) Man, Shredder's so ugly, he's a real Ball-face-cock-sucker.

2) Not only did she act like a complete whore, and bitch, Sharlee was such a comeplete skank, her face permanently smelt of balls. Thus, resulting in her being a complete Ball-face-cock-sucker.

by Jfizzle12 March 2, 2009

Whitey Tighty Ball Face

The act of removing the back of your whitey tighty strap and lifting it over someone’s head so that your ballsack makes direct contact with their face. The perpetrator typically wiggles their balls so as to inflict the most butt assery.

“If you say anything else about my nose I’m going to whitey tighty ball face you!”

by Dookiepoopy December 22, 2021

A face like a half-chewed golf ball.

To be riddled with acne.

And chalk skin.

And scars all over the place.

Nice.

Girl 1.That Aidyn's nice, in't he?

Girl 2. Na way! He's got a face like a half chewed golf ball!

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

ball sack of shit face

my ball sack and shit in yer face

u wanna honk a luggie ball sack of shit face pussy fartin cum guzzeling gutter slut....haha

by mandy harvey December 9, 2008