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Giving yourself the Perfect Stranger. Either numbing both hands or going to the next level with a topical anesthetic while performing masturbation.
While the dentist was away to jacked his topical cream so I could give myself a Balki later that night.
Balki by G_code April 1, 2010
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The perfect stranger, ignorance is his virtue, acts all rough and tough but is actually a caring guy deep down
He is such a balki
Balki by Kachhan August 19, 2021

balki cock 

in general we consider this to be a frat boys penis
Dude, I went to the frat last night, and there was mad balki cock around trying to get all up in my grill.
balki cock by shubalkicocklover January 29, 2005

Backing your fist 

(Vulgar) Jamaican slang
Refers to the act of pulling the penis back and forth with the hand in the shape of a fist, usually till ejaculation occurs.

To masturbate or jerk off
Everyday, a big man like you just stays at your yard, backing your fist. Waste man style that, dawg!

baki baki 

lyrics/ the name of a song made up by an anime character in haikyuu known as tendou. he sings the song during a volleyball match, the lyrics meaning "keep on breaking them! what you say? their hearts! keep on shattering them! what you say?"

to which semi eita or eita semi replies "those blocks?"
and tendou continues
"nah their spirits."
the japanese version is
person a: what's your favourite song?
person b: well, it would have to be baki baki!
example b
*person screaming*
stranger: why are they screaming? they are psycho.
haikyuu veteran: must be tendou satori then.
stranger: what?
haikyuu veteren (screaming): BAKI BAKI NI ORE NANI WO
baki baki by anonymous July 13, 2020

Baking Soda Brigade 

Fire departments with a significant employe base of female firefighters. Coined, 'Baking Soda Brigades', due to common usage of baking soda in the extinguishing of small kitchen fires.