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Giving yourself the Perfect Stranger. Either numbing both hands or going to the next level with a topical anesthetic while performing masturbation.
While the dentist was away to jacked his topical cream so I could give myself a Balki later that night.
Balki by G_code April 1, 2010
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The perfect stranger, ignorance is his virtue, acts all rough and tough but is actually a caring guy deep down
He is such a balki
Balki by Kachhan August 19, 2021
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She is the most reliable and loyal girlfriend. She is both beautiful and smart.
Balkı is so waoooww
balkı by Xeina November 21, 2021

balki cock 

in general we consider this to be a frat boys penis
Dude, I went to the frat last night, and there was mad balki cock around trying to get all up in my grill.
balki cock by shubalkicocklover January 29, 2005

Backing your fist 

(Vulgar) Jamaican slang
Refers to the act of pulling the penis back and forth with the hand in the shape of a fist, usually till ejaculation occurs.

To masturbate or jerk off
Everyday, a big man like you just stays at your yard, backing your fist. Waste man style that, dawg!

baki baki 

lyrics/ the name of a song made up by an anime character in haikyuu known as tendou. he sings the song during a volleyball match, the lyrics meaning "keep on breaking them! what you say? their hearts! keep on shattering them! what you say?"

to which semi eita or eita semi replies "those blocks?"
and tendou continues
"nah their spirits."
the japanese version is
person a: what's your favourite song?
person b: well, it would have to be baki baki!
example b
*person screaming*
stranger: why are they screaming? they are psycho.
haikyuu veteran: must be tendou satori then.
stranger: what?
haikyuu veteren (screaming): BAKI BAKI NI ORE NANI WO
baki baki by anonymous July 13, 2020

Baking Soda Brigade 

Fire departments with a significant employe base of female firefighters. Coined, 'Baking Soda Brigades', due to common usage of baking soda in the extinguishing of small kitchen fires.
Madison, Wisconsin Fire Department is becoming a Baking Soda Brigade
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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