balistic therapy 

being shot so as to improve one's attitude.

John is being a jerk. He could use some balistic therapy.

balistic therapy by Kaleb H December 29, 2007

Ballistic Therapy 

Shooting at things to relieve stress. This mostly includes handguns, shotguns (scatter guns), and rifles. The bigger the bang or the boom the more the stress will be relieved. Targets may include clay pigeons, steel plates, propane tanks, glass bottles, beer cans, real pigeons, television sets, computers, zombies, day walkers, night walkers, old cars sitting out in the middle of no where that still have the glass windows intact, any household items or anything that has ceased to work and is pissing you off.

Another form of office spacing.

"Wow I have had the worst day of my life and am so stressed." - Friend of Adam

"Sounds like you need some ballistic therapy man." - Adam

Ballistic Therapy by Pribs - The One and Only August 9, 2012