balgish

teddy bear with noodle arms and anxiety. rightfully ostracized for hating coffee and chocolat, prefers the softer bullshit in life.
"OH MY GOD IS THAT A BALGISH SIGN MY T-SHIRT-"

balgish: *throws themself out a window*
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"so wait, balgish how many people are you married to??"
"idk, i lost count ages ago? the store manager called me babe yesterday and kissed me but i have no idea who she is"
by imaginespaghetti December 13, 2020
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