Balfed

When playing the N64 game Supersmash Bros., you demolish someone so badly that not only do u have all of your lives, you have less than 50% damage. Usually happens to a person who thinks they're good, until their brought down to earth really quickly, you know, to put them in their place and such.

Quasie: Wow, you just got Balfed in this N64 game.
Dude who got shitted on: *sheds a tear*

by Starfox McLoud February 18, 2009

g-balled

Aaron'ism: When things don't go as planned, or someone or something screws you over, you've been g-balled.

For example, you're late for a meeting because of traffic...and when you finally show up you tell them you were "g-balled" by traffic

by Djansson September 28, 2015

Black Balled

To be cast aside, shunned, given the short end of the deal. "Shafted"

She totally rejected me, threw me away and didn't look back, i was completely black balled.

by brantleycmd December 6, 2010

balmed

To be drunk, pissed.

Fuck i'm balmed.
Man, he's balmed tonight.
Lets get balmed tonight cunts.

by homeless_bum____ August 18, 2009

mentally blue balled

When you are told by someone that something amazing just happened, but they won't tell you. You know how when guys are just about to get it in, they get all excited?
well, if they don't get it in, and they're still excited, they get blue balls. or it just hurts them a lot, because they can't release.

Mentally blue balled means that you got all excited and then didn't complete with the exciting thing/action.

Jane: OMGAH,Jenny! You'll NEVER guess who's transferring into our school next week. You are gonna FREAK the fuck out! OMG i could barely believe it myself.
Jenny: Tell me! Tell me!
Jane: Nah, chill.
Jenny: ...

(Jenny is mentally blue balled)

by uhohrosarioh April 7, 2010

Low-balled

In online gaming, the act of waiting for your teammates to injure an enemy player then striking the killing blow at the last minute. See also: Kill Stealing

Dammit, Johnny just low-balled me again! He's got 6 kills and 23 damage dealt this round!

by apple321456 January 16, 2017

baffed

to be without a fucking clue.

Man 1 - Where did that bloke go?
Man 2 - Dunno mate, i'm baffed!

by conjunction July 16, 2003