bald chick

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The epitome of female hotness. A woman with a bald head (natural or shaved smooth) is totally sexy.

Joe: Damn, that bald chick in the salon is hot!

Mike: Amen, I'd like to give her a white scalp massage.

bald chick by Jim B. January 2, 2005

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bald chick

a woman with a shaved pussy

damn i could go for a bald chick right now

bald chick by ima cow September 29, 2005

Related Words

bald chick • bald chicken • Bald Headed Chicken Fucker • Bad Chick • bad chicken • Bad Chicken Dinner • Bad Chick Lean • bald • bald eagle • bald martin

bald chicken

when you put your big/small meat between your legs and sac and close your legs to make it look like a vagina.

nigga you wanna see my bald chicken?!?

bald chicken by knightmayre November 20, 2010

Bald Headed Chicken Fucker

A bald headed chicken fucker is your typical drunk small town piece of white trash that drives around in his brand new truck thinking he's all that.

I want to just fucking smash that bald headed chicken fuckers head in.
Hey its a bald headed chicken fucker!

Bald Headed Chicken Fucker by NotABaldHeadedChickenFucker March 1, 2011

Bald headed chicken fucker

Any guy from Pennsylvania that is balding

Jimmy is a bald headed chicken fucker

Bald headed chicken fucker by Hello I’m bob April 22, 2019

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026