bald chick 

The epitome of female hotness. A woman with a bald head (natural or shaved smooth) is totally sexy.

Joe: Damn, that bald chick in the salon is hot!

Mike: Amen, I'd like to give her a white scalp massage.

bald chick by Jim B. January 2, 2005

bald chick 

a woman with a shaved pussy

damn i could go for a bald chick right now

bald chick by ima cow September 29, 2005

bald chicken 

when you put your big/small meat between your legs and sac and close your legs to make it look like a vagina.

nigga you wanna see my bald chicken?!?

bald chicken by knightmayre November 20, 2010

Bald Headed Chicken Fucker 

A bald headed chicken fucker is your typical drunk small town piece of white trash that drives around in his brand new truck thinking he's all that.

I want to just fucking smash that bald headed chicken fuckers head in.
Hey its a bald headed chicken fucker!

Bald Headed Chicken Fucker by NotABaldHeadedChickenFucker March 1, 2011

Bald headed chicken fucker 

Any guy from Pennsylvania that is balding

Jimmy is a bald headed chicken fucker

Bald headed chicken fucker by Hello I’m bob April 22, 2019