bald chick

The epitome of female hotness. A woman with a bald head (natural or shaved smooth) is totally sexy.

Joe: Damn, that bald chick in the salon is hot!

Mike: Amen, I'd like to give her a white scalp massage.

bald chick by Jim B. January 2, 2005

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bald chick

a woman with a shaved pussy

damn i could go for a bald chick right now

bald chick by ima cow September 29, 2005

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bald chicken

when you put your big/small meat between your legs and sac and close your legs to make it look like a vagina.

nigga you wanna see my bald chicken?!?

bald chicken by knightmayre November 20, 2010

Bald Headed Chicken Fucker

A bald headed chicken fucker is your typical drunk small town piece of white trash that drives around in his brand new truck thinking he's all that.

I want to just fucking smash that bald headed chicken fuckers head in.
Hey its a bald headed chicken fucker!

Bald Headed Chicken Fucker by NotABaldHeadedChickenFucker March 1, 2011

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Bald headed chicken fucker

Any guy from Pennsylvania that is balding

Jimmy is a bald headed chicken fucker

Bald headed chicken fucker by Hello I’m bob April 22, 2019

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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