bald chick

The epitome of female hotness. A woman with a bald head (natural or shaved smooth) is totally sexy.

Joe: Damn, that bald chick in the salon is hot!

Mike: Amen, I'd like to give her a white scalp massage.

bald chick by Jim B. January 2, 2005

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bald chick

a woman with a shaved pussy

damn i could go for a bald chick right now

bald chick by ima cow September 29, 2005

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bald chicken

when you put your big/small meat between your legs and sac and close your legs to make it look like a vagina.

nigga you wanna see my bald chicken?!?

bald chicken by knightmayre November 20, 2010

Bald Headed Chicken Fucker

A bald headed chicken fucker is your typical drunk small town piece of white trash that drives around in his brand new truck thinking he's all that.

I want to just fucking smash that bald headed chicken fuckers head in.
Hey its a bald headed chicken fucker!

Bald Headed Chicken Fucker by NotABaldHeadedChickenFucker March 1, 2011

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Bald headed chicken fucker

Any guy from Pennsylvania that is balding

Jimmy is a bald headed chicken fucker

Bald headed chicken fucker by Hello I’m bob April 22, 2019

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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