balanxiety

That anxious feeling when you’re a broke-ass piece of shit, and you tap your card not knowing if the balance in your account can cover your purchase. Many people with entry level jobs feel this way every time they buy something.

This feeling precipitates claiming “there must be something wrong with this machine!” before walking away empty handed, feeling shame.

There it is again, that gnawing balanxiety feeling, she thought to herself. Christ I hope I can afford these Fritos.

by whoneedsgravy December 30, 2023

Baenxiety

Noun: 1. When you get anxious as a result of bae's actions

Haven't heard from Bae all day. It's giving me a mean case of baenxiety.

by Bagocheeps September 18, 2014

Banxiety

Adj. -- The fear that your sexual performance will not live up to your partner's expectations.

Also, Banxious

Guy: Hey baby, maybe I better just go home tonight.
Gal: What's the matter, dude? Feeling some banxiety?
Guy: Yeah, that's about right.

by Silverstoned September 30, 2004

Balancity

The state of being balanced.

Don't touch that, you don't want to throw off it's balancity.

by MeganLaura August 25, 2008

Balancity

It describes how people balance out their personalities

If we put two crazy people together, we throw out their balancity.

by kawaiibaka November 4, 2018

Banxiety

Incessantly checking your bank account balance for fear that checks won't clear due to a low balance.

Jack David: "Mom, stop looking at your IPhone. I've got to get to practice."

Mom: "Sorry, son, but I gotta check my account online. Ever since your Dad lost his job I got a bad case of banxiety."

by HotwheelsJD December 31, 2012