balanxiety

That anxious feeling when you’re a broke-ass piece of shit, and you tap your card not knowing if the balance in your account can cover your purchase. Many people with entry level jobs feel this way every time they buy something.

This feeling precipitates claiming “there must be something wrong with this machine!” before walking away empty handed, feeling shame.
There it is again, that gnawing balanxiety feeling, she thought to herself. Christ I hope I can afford these Fritos.
by whoneedsgravy December 30, 2023
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