The cast concern me greatly. Nice to see that the Beeb has managed to keep every politically correct section of society at bay for the time being.
Miss Hoolie - Hairstyle has been set with hairspray that wouldn't move in a force 9 gale. Obviously designed for Scotland. Only wears shades of green and waves at everyone. Seems to unwittingly control the lives of everyone in Balamory so I can only assume some form of mafia protection thing going on.
PC Plum - Line dances...
Spencer - Got bored and just painted houses any colour he pleased.
Edie - Maniac driver if the opening titles are anything to go by. 60mph to a dead stop in less than a second. PC Plum doesn't even book her.
Archie - Pink castle, what next... an invention that works perhaps?
Josie Jump - Tries to get everyone fit. She is losing to the deep fried everything culture she is living in.
Miss Hoolie - Hairstyle has been set with hairspray that wouldn't move in a force 9 gale. Obviously designed for Scotland. Only wears shades of green and waves at everyone. Seems to unwittingly control the lives of everyone in Balamory so I can only assume some form of mafia protection thing going on.
PC Plum - Line dances...
Spencer - Got bored and just painted houses any colour he pleased.
Edie - Maniac driver if the opening titles are anything to go by. 60mph to a dead stop in less than a second. PC Plum doesn't even book her.
Archie - Pink castle, what next... an invention that works perhaps?
Josie Jump - Tries to get everyone fit. She is losing to the deep fried everything culture she is living in.
by jaseb June 06, 2004