bakulas 

many different variations of flowers

I had so many bakulas in my hands at once

bakulas by Jennifer Flowersmith May 21, 2018

Bakula

(Pertaining to Scott Bakula's character in the movie Unnecessary Roughness) (verb) To return to college (after years of being out of the game) with the sole intention of seducing a woman by claiming the football glory that eluded you in your early twenties by becoming the university's star quarterback to help their struggling team.

Practice is a bitch, but it's all going to be worth it once I bakula this chick.

I've been applying to certain colleges, there's this woman I really want to bakula

Bakula by Brian A.M. August 17, 2011

bakulost 

A person that is extremely introvert, creative and hates small talk. Has a tendency to be on drugs and out of reality in the persuit of a dream that is too pretentious for their own good.

See that bakuLost? bro barley talks and is way too selfless to ever be able to reach nirvana. What a total loser. bench press is underaverage looks like they spent the last 7 years of life living as a cybermethmonk making shitty experimental trap music.

What a total bakuLost he had like 5 girls gawk. too busy jerking off to the ideas in his head to notice me or anyone for that matter. RiP to my ego - Nina

bakulost by Johnathan Nao.e December 13, 2022

Bakalaseque 

silly, one being mentally disabled for a brief moment

Girl #1" hey look a dead bird"
Girl #2 looks up in the air "where?"
Girl #1"..."
Girl #2"ohhhh"
Girl #1" ur such a Bakalaseque "

Bakalaseque by azntunesroxmysox February 11, 2010

Bakula

Used to describe anyone who is blessed with either gorgeous looks, a massive IQ, or the ability to time travel.

"Did you see that bakula I pulled on that exam? I'm getting an A for sure."


"Where am I? The last thing I remember was the shots then waking up here. I must've pulled another bakula."

Bakula by yourmom26 October 20, 2008

bakula

The butt cream that forms after an office wide ass fuck session. Typically a mixture of shit, piss, cum, and blood. Also called the anal cum drip.

Look at ChrisH, he's got bakula all over himself.

bakula by pat k July 28, 2006

Baby Batulas 

1: An adorable name for Kim Dracula fans.

2: One of several names for Kim Dracula fans.

Kim Dracula fans are baby batulas.

Baby Batulas by LXXLoveRoulette July 25, 2023