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(Pertaining to Scott Bakula's character in the movie Unnecessary Roughness) (verb) To return to college (after years of being out of the game) with the sole intention of seducing a woman by claiming the football glory that eluded you in your early twenties by becoming the university's star quarterback to help their struggling team.
Practice is a bitch, but it's all going to be worth it once I bakula this chick.

I've been applying to certain colleges, there's this woman I really want to bakula
Bakula by Brian A.M. August 17, 2011
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bakulost 

A person that is extremely introvert, creative and hates small talk. Has a tendency to be on drugs and out of reality in the persuit of a dream that is too pretentious for their own good.
See that bakuLost? bro barley talks and is way too selfless to ever be able to reach nirvana. What a total loser. bench press is underaverage looks like they spent the last 7 years of life living as a cybermethmonk making shitty experimental trap music.

What a total bakuLost he had like 5 girls gawk. too busy jerking off to the ideas in his head to notice me or anyone for that matter. RiP to my ego - Nina
bakulost by Johnathan Nao.e December 13, 2022

Bakalaseque 

silly, one being mentally disabled for a brief moment
Girl #1" hey look a dead bird"
Girl #2 looks up in the air "where?"
Girl #1"..."
Girl #2"ohhhh"
Girl #1" ur such a Bakalaseque "
Bakalaseque by azntunesroxmysox February 11, 2010
Used to describe anyone who is blessed with either gorgeous looks, a massive IQ, or the ability to time travel.
"Did you see that bakula I pulled on that exam? I'm getting an A for sure."


"Where am I? The last thing I remember was the shots then waking up here. I must've pulled another bakula."
Bakula by yourmom26 October 20, 2008
The butt cream that forms after an office wide ass fuck session. Typically a mixture of shit, piss, cum, and blood. Also called the anal cum drip.
Look at ChrisH, he's got bakula all over himself.
bakula by pat k July 28, 2006

Baby Batulas 

1: An adorable name for Kim Dracula fans.

2: One of several names for Kim Dracula fans.
Kim Dracula fans are baby batulas.
Baby Batulas by LXXLoveRoulette July 25, 2023
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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