Ballrameter 

A meter built into every male's body that tells him how serious a testicular impact has been. It functions by emitting a disturbance in the body, The higher in the body a male feels it the more serious it is.

Male 1: "Dude that baseball made a b-line for your nuts!"

Male 2: "My ballrameter reached my throat... I need my mom..."

Ballrameter by Chet AwesomeLazer August 25, 2011

baklameter 

"bakla" - filipino word for gay;
method of gays to measure if the same sex they want to flirt with is sending positive or negative signals

did your baklameter peaked?

baklameter by christsuper June 10, 2009

Ballometer 

An imaginary scientific social instrument used to capture testicular fortitude.

Would you grab my Ballometer?

Ballometer by AREAAD8 July 6, 2017