A meter built into every male's body that tells him how serious a testicular impact has been. It functions by emitting a disturbance in the body, The higher in the body a male feels it the more serious it is.
Male 1: "Dude that baseball made a b-line for your nuts!"
Male 2: "My ballrameter reached my throat... I need my mom..."
Male 2: "My ballrameter reached my throat... I need my mom..."
by Chet AwesomeLazer August 25, 2011
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method of gays to measure if the same sex they want to flirt with is sending positive or negative signals
method of gays to measure if the same sex they want to flirt with is sending positive or negative signals
did your baklameter peaked?
by christsuper June 10, 2009
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