(Pertaining to Scott Bakula's character in the movie Unnecessary Roughness) (verb) To return to
college (after years of being out of the game) with the sole intention of seducing a woman by claiming the
football glory that eluded you in your early twenties by becoming the university's star quarterback to
help their struggling team.
Practice is
a bitch, but it's all going to be worth it once I bakula this
chick.
I've been applying to certain colleges, there's this woman I really want to bakula