bajojo
bajojo by David, Jason January 15, 2008
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bajookieland
A country-continent undiscovered until content creator, Tony Zaret, brought awareness to it. It is located between North America and Europe and ruled by an empress. The empress of Bajookieland has mandated that no one other than her is allowed to drink water on Wednesdays, commonly referred to as "No Water Wednesdays." Popular foods include Bajookanese salad and grum-grum, which Bajookanese dads always burn.
Paul: Hey, want to go to Bajookieland? I heard they have really good grum grum!
Mike: No, it's Wednesday. We can't drink water if we go there today.
Mike: No, it's Wednesday. We can't drink water if we go there today.
bajookieland by monsoon69 June 23, 2022
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Bajoongas
Bajoongas by Pilgrim Banj August 18, 2021
Bajoomba
A powerfully voiced, often spiritual, enormously busted and often bearing an equally and admirably large behind. A Bajoomba is a large-and-in-charge-woman-of-colour. Usually wise beyond what the common populace is ready, willing, or able to accept as plausible. Uncommonly seen in elderly years (Wherein they undergo the metamorphosis of Big Mama), the greater population of Bajoombas teeter between middle age and youth, though are often (N.B. Not always) less spiritual the younger they are, being full of youthful angst and exhuberance before full bloom to middle age occurs. Curiously, a large number of Bajoombas have a natural talent for singing backup vocals to intellectual white Briitpop bands from the 80s and 90s.
(This definition is written by a white boy with endearing respect for all the people of colour, and white folk who've ever been able to see past our differences of colour and culture, and seen simply the human being that we all are.)
(This definition is written by a white boy with endearing respect for all the people of colour, and white folk who've ever been able to see past our differences of colour and culture, and seen simply the human being that we all are.)
I was listening to the radio last night. 'Nuvva one ovvem lame 80s & 90s shows. I was really shocked at the collection of Bajoombas they had, last night. They played
Stereo MC's - Connected, Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls and Eurythmics - Missionary Man. Sumfinrnuffin about them black backup singers sends a tingle down m' spine!
Compare & Contrast Example:
Shirley from Whats Happenin!
Stereo MC's - Connected, Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls and Eurythmics - Missionary Man. Sumfinrnuffin about them black backup singers sends a tingle down m' spine!
Compare & Contrast Example:
Shirley from Whats Happenin!
Bajoomba by Insane Saint April 19, 2011
Bajoogies
Bajoogies by YoinkYoinkSploinky February 22, 2022
Bajooga juice
Bajooga juice by Baller30000 December 18, 2019
bajoobas
(n., always pl.) A generic term for a part of the body, male or female, often used as a euphemism for an "unspeakable" body part but does not have to refer to anyting specific. Typically used when said part is being kicked, frozen (off), or dipped in frigid water in repentance for a grievance during Festivus.
It was so cold at the football game I froze my bajoobas off!
Back off, kid, or I'll kick you in the bajoobas.
I forgot I even called her that, but I dipped my bajoobas anyway, it being Festivus and all.
Back off, kid, or I'll kick you in the bajoobas.
I forgot I even called her that, but I dipped my bajoobas anyway, it being Festivus and all.
bajoobas by Cun Ning Linguist December 9, 2008
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