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bajookieland 

A country-continent undiscovered until content creator, Tony Zaret, brought awareness to it. It is located between North America and Europe and ruled by an empress. The empress of Bajookieland has mandated that no one other than her is allowed to drink water on Wednesdays, commonly referred to as "No Water Wednesdays." Popular foods include Bajookanese salad and grum-grum, which Bajookanese dads always burn.
Paul: Hey, want to go to Bajookieland? I heard they have really good grum grum!
Mike: No, it's Wednesday. We can't drink water if we go there today.
bajookieland by monsoon69 June 23, 2022
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yak boogies 

Yak boogie is having those nasty boogers the next day after doing yak (cocaine)
Me and friend always have yak boogies the next day of a long night of drinking and getting turnt up
yak boogies by rigogeous September 18, 2013

Bahoobies 

When boobs exceed the size of beach balls.
Refer to Amber's boobs. Bahoobies.

bazoobies 

a really fine pair of boobs, in ideal size and well formed
got a new girl friend with perfect bazoobies!
bazoobies by steppenwolf August 22, 2006
Bahoogies, another word for bollocks, Irish slang. Not as harsh to say/hear, as bollocks, and can be said in a gentle tone.
1. He got a good kick in the bahoogies and did'nt get up for a week.
2. He thinks he's the dog's bahoogies in his new car.
3. He talks a load of bahoogies.
BAHOOGIES by The Gallaghers, October 7, 2006
Not just any old boogers, teeny-tiny little boogers. Therefore the cute nickname, boogies
Mother: "Stop picking your nose!"
Daughter: "But I have boogies!"
Mother: "That is the cutest little word I ever heard! Now go wipe them on your father!"
boogies by Brianne1979 January 15, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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