bag-slapper

Massive turd that, once the toilet is flushed, stands up slapping your butt cheeks and scrotum while it goes down, destroying everything in its path

"I took a massive bag-slapper the other day, you just don't hate when it happens?"

by pseudoanonsecret February 14, 2022

bag slapper

1)One who slaps his bag at work. 2)AKA:Ray Klapper

Bag slapper really knows how to fuck off at work.

by Jabber September 14, 2003

dutch bag slapper

This is a rare phenomenon, which can happen when a turd is so solid it stands up straight, only to collapse, hit the balls and destroy everything in it's path.

As a fellow Dutchman I can say that these toilets are notoriously known for causing so called 'dutch bag-slappers"
dutch bag slapper

by bag slapper April 2, 2023

Dutch Bag Slapper

When you drop a turd so fat that it snacks your balls when it falls.

I just dropped a fat dutch bag slapper bro.

by guyw88wejbdd January 28, 2026

Bag-slapped

When you're driving down the road you kick up a plastic bag and it slaps the front of the vehicle behind you

Jerk off was tailgating me so I bag-slapped em

by Crashnaz October 2, 2020

slippery bag

A material pursuit with high inherent risk

"It's not Daquan's fault that he fumbled the bag. It was a slippery bag-- anyone would've fumbled."

by amster1999 December 17, 2023

Slippery sleeping bag

Where you use a whale's penis as a sleeping bag.

JD said: "I think I'm going to go for a sleep in my slippery sleeping bag."

He climbed up through the whales japseye and used its penis as a slippery sleeping bag.

by JFromH May 15, 2009