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The most elite badass, said to have once fought off Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Steve Seagal AND Mr. T all at once by programming a computer to hypnotize them into thinking they were hormonal teenage girls obsessed with Twilight. A Mirko is not to be messed with.
"This could only be the work of a Mirko!"
"Gaddamn! That's a badass Mirko right there!"
by j_pereca February 02, 2010
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mirko is a creep who doesn't know when girls don't like him. he will text you double text you even triple and complain when you take more than 2 seconds to message back
girl: omg i'm going to block this guy such a mirko
by badboy12346 May 28, 2017
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Mirko is a person who is big gay, mirko likes to suck toes, mirko also enjoys being the occasional cunt, but mirko is sometimes nice mirko and helps with problems mirko is good mirko
Omg that girl is such a mirko
by Omega_lul_69 July 19, 2018
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