Bagpiped 

Sqeezing out a fart by leaning over or otherwise compressing your abdomen, pushing it out like a bagpipe. Possibly involuntary.

That dude dropped his phone and was so nervous picking it up, I think he bagpiped himself.

Bagpiped by Stpaul83 April 22, 2018

bagpipe wanker 

A person who is originated from Scotland.

Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy is from Scotland, eh?
Yeah, He looks like a bagpipe wanker!

bagpipe wanker by wanking December 12, 2016

bearded bagpipes 

A slang term for a set of hairy testicles.

"She played amazing grace on my bearded bagpipes all night."

"I heard you deflated your bearded bagpipes all over your mom's face."

"Too bad she choked on my bearded bagpipes before I could play her a song."

bearded bagpipes by brBling April 18, 2009

Harlem Bagpipe 

When you have your lips sealed around someone's booty hole and they blow a fart hard enough to puff out your cheeks.

"I was eating my girls booty the other day and she gave me the harlem bagpipe"

Harlem Bagpipe by WithaZ November 2, 2018

dirty bagpipes 

When getting a blowjob, your partner fondles your nut sac and you release a fart simultaneously.

While she was sucking my dick I gave her the dirty bagpipes.

dirty bagpipes by Matt & Dan November 21, 2006

Rotten Bagpipe 

When a guy eats a girl's brown button with his tongue and, simultaneously, fingers and squeezes her labia together like a bagpipe; a rusty trombone that is performed on women.

I gave my girlfriend a rotten bagpipe last night and she thought it was okay.

Rotten Bagpipe by Hermanium December 1, 2009

rusty bagpipe

When a girl eats your asshole and squeezes your ball sack like a set of bagpipes. There are multiple methods including, but not limited to the reach around, the reach under, and the ever elusive two handed ball squeeze.

After she gave me a rusty bagpipe,I wouldn't kiss her for a week.

rusty bagpipe by JACDFlexer June 9, 2007