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Countess Boochie Flagrante 

The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.
Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."

Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."

Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"

Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"

Boochie for the foochie 

The quintessential boochie - not only is she a boochie now, but her prospects of continuing to be a boochie well into her later adult years is very high.
dude... did you see Angela's mom?! Wow. Angela is definitely a boochie for the foochie.
Boochie for the foochie by D-Butter September 23, 2010

Fat Boochie 

officially known as the the fattest cat in the world, Fat Boochie is said to eat 1 entire container of treats every two days. she is an abyssinian cat
who is the fattest cat in the world? oh it’s fat boochie!
Fat Boochie by STENNYFOREVER February 6, 2019

boochiecat 

Is the male version of a coochie! It is the anus inside of the cheeks of the booty.
Don’t let all of these people play in your boochiecat

Sir you boochiecat needs to be cleaned

Girlfriend to Boyfriend I’m fingering that boochiecat tonight
boochiecat by Man butt, man booty February 22, 2022

Boochie Chompers 

People who chomp ten boochies in one month automatically earn this title; the most elite group of people to exist.
Brittany chomped ten boochies in one day, so she was a sure shot to become a new member of the boochie chompers.
Boochie Chompers by Jflynn1414 February 16, 2020

boochie swank 

1. The essence of a woman's booty aroma that stimulates the olfactory organ bringing a man to submission.

2. A filler slang word for being violated.
1. "Damn girl, you looked amazing, but that boochie swank is what I'm really after."
2. "I thought I'd win that fight, but I just got boochie swanked."
boochie swank/ed
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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