bagging dog

when you want to kiss someone so bad because they are so sexy and hot

cj wants to kiss avery like the bagging dog

by forkoutlet November 25, 2020

Dog Bag

A member of the opposite sex that try's to penetrate a friendship by sleeping with 2 best friends.

Johnny sleeps with Sarah, but then immediately tells Jenny(her best friend) he loves her and wants to be with her instead. True Dog Bag material.

by Tonsta January 5, 2012

Big bag of dogs

A big bag of dogs (what did you expect)

Oh no he has a big bag of dogs that he stole

by Coolhusky March 27, 2021

Flaming bag of dog poop

The flaming bag of dog poop is one of the most masterful strategies ever laid out in prank warfare. The prank works as follows: poop (or shit, whatever) in a basic brown bag (the kind you may have eaten lunch out of as a kid), then put the bag on the porch of your arch nemesis, finally light the top of the bag on fire, ring the doorbell (or knock) and RUN BITCH RUN! to a pre-set hiding/viewing location. If all went as planned the victim will see the flaming bag and be all like "ahh fire!" followed by a quick stomping of the bag. With all factors included the person is about to have some very shitty shoes(booya!). Otherwise known as: The flaming bag of dog shit, the flaming shit bag, the bag o' molten shit.

Mary: Nice shoes John, they new?
John: They were 'till some kid pulled the ol' flaming bag of dog poop.

by Toxic Ninja December 9, 2008

dog -bag

it is the act of being t-bagged by a dog

did you see that great dane
yeah he he dog bagged me

holy shit dude that was a total dog -bag

by widespread March 18, 2009

Two bags of hammered dog shit

someone who's face looks like two bags of dog shit that was smashed to bits.

"Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?"
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."

by curly b April 6, 2006

Dumber than a bag of dog dicks

Something that is even more stupid than a bag of dog dicks

Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.

by Jacker Smacker June 27, 2020