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female douche bag
I was hoping to pick up a chick at the club but they were all bagettes so I left.
bagette by f'ing awesome February 11, 2009

Glont I Bagette 

Baguette with delicious meat in the middle and cheese on the top. You can only get a "glont i bagette" at the SPAR store in Bergen at Nøstet.
Knauty loves that mighty glont in bagette! mm..better than mommas!!
Glont I Bagette by Russ05 May 13, 2005

Douche-bagette 

a female douchebag
Meredith is always complaining, She is such a douche-bagette

Dousche-Bagette 

a person typically of small stature who is obnoxiously obnoxious
Man, that midget is a large Dousche-Bagette
Dousche-Bagette by mucho juan March 17, 2006

Baguetteo 

An ethnic slur used against french people or people born in France.

French Slurs

Plural Noun : Baguetteos
Outdated Spelling : Baghetto
The people of France are living among other baguetteo.
Baguetteo by FatAngels April 28, 2023

blows your baguette

1. alternate phrase for floats your boat; whatever makes you happy.
2. alternate phrase for toot your own horn; to flatter yourself or boast about your own achievements.
1.
guy 1: can i get some gasoline in my drink?
bartender: yeah sure dude, whatever blows your baguette.
2.
"not to blow my own baguette but I killed it on that math test."