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bageti
Bagewitch
Jissy: bro how many slices of meat does your bagewitch have
Me: 24 and that doesn’t even include the cheese
Me: 24 and that doesn’t even include the cheese
Bagewitch by UnqualifiedGiraffe September 29, 2020
bagetteam
A species who loves expressing themselves with the expression "yo"
Also a famous league of legends player due to his lack of skills
Also a famous league of legends player due to his lack of skills
bagetteam by amogus spider January 12, 2022
Bagelist
Bagelist by YOUARESOBAGLEIST January 4, 2019
bagelista
Like a barista who makes coffee, a bagelista is someone who makes and assembles bagels and bagel sandwiches in any sort of bagel or baked goods shop.
bagelista by unicornhorn May 15, 2010
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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