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bag of fuck

noun. one that you are angry towards for some insignificant reason
you are nothing more than a DIRTY BAG OF FUCK!!!

rat bag of fuck 

adj.
a greeting to any one really
"hey whats up you rat bag of fuck"

Rat bag of fuck 

Noun. See also "n. fuck"
A deeply intence fucker or fuck with redeeming chacteristics of a rat.
The president is a rat bag of fuck.
Rat bag of fuck by Sullen January 25, 2004

smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN 

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bag of what the fuck

when you see a person of the opposite sex and they are so effed up looking all you can say is what the fuck and upon further inspection all you can repeatedly say is what the fuck.
your at the club and you see a person of the opposite sex checkin you out and you accidentally make eye contact. for that split second you made eye contact you realize how hideious that person looked. the moment instantly became so awkward and horrible you want to rip your eyes from your face and smash them on the floor. in your drunken state you dont realize that the person with whom you made unfortunate eye contact with is now right behind you trying to talk to you. and you turn around and are amazed at the atrocities that god had done to this human being and all you can say is what the fuck.... you say you got to go to the bathroom. when in fact you discreetly meet back up with your friends on the other side of the bar and tell you friends that you ran into a bag of what the fuck.

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your 

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
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