badey 

1) To openly discuss and support social, political or religious ideologies, commonly considered left of the political spectrum within modern Western governments, in the company of persons universally known to harbor contradictory principles and philosophies.

2) When a man sleeps nude in another man's bed without the written or oral consent of said man.

Sounds like <bay-dee>

"By insulting the entire establishment of Republican voters, the ignorant gentleman seemed to have pulled a badey."

"After a night full of drink, the man stammered unknowingly into the other man's bed, nude, subsequently pulling a badey."

badey by Robert Vincent Piccirillo November 6, 2006

Joey Batey

Joey Batey is an 82 year old actor/singer. He was born January 1 1938 somewhere in the UK. At the moment, he has given up on love after 3 failed marriages and losing both his children in the custody battle in 1962. He has 5 grandchildren and as far as we know, he has met none of them due to his children being terrified of his baking skills, or lack thereof. Batey starred in shows and movies such as The Witcher, The White Queen, The Riot Club, and he even voiced Pinkie Pie in My Little Pony.

friend: did you know joey batey has had 3 failed marriages?
me: really?

friend: yeah
me: ok

Joey Batey by joeyplznoticeethan April 26, 2020

Badayed 

When you take a shit and the first one drops so hard that it splashes water back up to your asshole.

" man, I took a huge crap last night and the first log Badayed me!"

Badayed by Merlin1986 February 2, 2016

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey 

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.

"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey by BornBlitzed February 4, 2018

Babey 

Whats used to describe characters or people that are super pure or cute in general.

“Wow.. Himiko is so babey!”

Babey by MiuIruma August 1, 2019

BadEndFriends 

Childhood cartoon characters that have suffered through major trauma and have transformed into a twisted version of themselves. There is a very short list of real BEFs, while many that are added by fans are unworthy of the title.

Bipper, a Dipper Pines possessed by Bill Cipher is one of the BadEndFriends.

BadEndFriends by FrostBeast5 October 29, 2019

Babey 

When someone or something has a lot of uwu energy or is very small.

"Oh my gosh she babey???"
"Big babey energy!"

Babey by will0wtrees June 16, 2019