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bacon sex 

i had bacon sex with your mom! ............ cuz shes fat
bacon sex by Aleph Daylabutliker January 3, 2010

Bacon Sex 

When students from online schools meet together at a public function (ex. a dance or a party) for an orgy-fest or related debauchery. One or more members from said group bring bacon to the occasion.
Lizzie: Hey lets meet up at the dance for some bacon sex!
AJ: BACON SEX! WOOT!
Alex: I'm in!
Nica: I'll bring the bacon!
Bacon Sex by immatotalBAB September 23, 2011

Turkey Bacon Sex

A loser youtube account who 20,000 fake subscribers and makes retarded vides that he thinks are funny and that people would like. The creator of this youtube accont is a tool.
Turkey Bacon Sex by Fred_Fred_burger December 15, 2011

Bacon Sexual

Erica: How do you feel right now?
Alex: I feel bacon sexual
Bacon Sexual by Swag bacon November 6, 2014

Wakin' Bacon(sexual) 

The act of a male fucking a fat chick in hopes of receiving a bad ass breakfast in the morning. This is because fat girls usually can either afford to go out to eat or cook really fucking good.
When I feel hungry and horny, it's time for some wakin' bacon(sexual)

sexual bacon 

to have some sort of intense sexual tension between yourself and a member of the desired gender
Oh my god... last night.....it was just so intense between karen and i....we have got some serious sexual bacon, me and her.
sexual bacon by Gnome February 5, 2005