Nachington's definitions

Super Manning

A sex position akin to the missonary position, with the person on top extending their arms and legs and humming the superman theme.

S.C.: (Humming superman theme song)
S.K.: What are you doing?
S.C.: I'm Super Manning

by Nachington December 2, 2010

Inverse Manning

A sex position very similiar to the flying manning, however using a reverse cowboy/girl instead.

A.F.: Dude, that chick looks kinda backwards
S.C.: Sounds like a prime recipient for the Inverse Manning

by Nachington December 2, 2010

Bacon Sex

Often known as Kilpatrick Filattio, but can be any kind of sex involving bacon wrapped around and/or stuffed inside appendages or orifices

S.C.: How 'bout it then?
S.K.: Mind if we try Bacon Sex?
S.C.: Of course not, sex is the second best use for Bacon

by Nachington November 23, 2010

Tag Team Manning

Any Manning sex position involving more than two people, and anyone may be tagged in or out at any time.

S.K.: Why did you invite A.F. and E.N.?
S.C.: We wanted to do the Tag Team Manning

by Nachington December 2, 2010

Flying Manning

The Flying Manning is a gay sex position best described as a cowboy with the rider flapping their extended arms and screaming "I'M FLYING, I'M FLYING"

S.C: So how was the lift home last night?
A.B: Terrible, he gave me The Flying Manning

by Nachington November 19, 2010