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Backtrumping 

What politicians do when they get it totally wrong, someone has to explain a concept to them and they finally get it and have to own up.
Donald 's tweet amounts to backtrumping from the statement he made last week.
Backtrumping by Jez 40 April 1, 2020

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.
John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

Backtrolling 

An action taken by a person who is being trolled. The person being trolled uses the exact same trolling technique that the troll is using thus confusing the troll and making him look bad in front of everyone else.
He was trying to make me look like an idiot, but I pulled the good ol' backtrolling trick on him.

Dude, poor Toni always gets backtrolled by his friends.
Backtrolling by X-Ray Zulu May 6, 2011
John: Man we gotta get out of here backers
Mike: Yeah
*Both run away*
Backers by Jimmy Portage December 26, 2017

The Backer

The greatest bar of all time. The domain of the one and only Revered DJ Drew. Heaven drenched in beer and 80s "hits." Across from Notre Dame.
Student A. Hey, wanna go to Corby's/Finnies tonight?
Student B. Are you fucking stupid? DJ Drew's spinning at The Backer tonight!
The Backer by ScarlettORD October 22, 2009

bacteria rancher

A person that, unknowingly or knowingly, ranches bacteria by not showering after football practice, weightlifting or any activity that involves heavy sweating.

It's the type of person that, for example, sweats while working out at the gym, then leaves without showering and goes to deposit all the sweat, filth and bacteria into their car seats where it can multiply and get stronger.
Girl 1: Lana is such a skank. She works out at the gym, sweats all over her clothes, and then gets in her car and sweats into the seats!

Girl 2: Oh gross, she is such a bacteria rancher!
bacteria rancher by ausxau June 18, 2017