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Mc Chicken Backslapper 

When you bend your girl over, stick a left over chicken nugget in her bumhole whilst guiding it in with your left thumb, with one leg over in the air as you slap her ass cheeks.
Diana : Hey baby what should we do with the left over nuggets....
Mirko: I think you know ;)
Diana : Ok, I will prepare my ass cheeks
Mirko: Ok honey, I'll meet you in the garden for the MC Chicken Backslapper

Brooklyn Backslapper 

When you get permission from a female to ride her back naked, just as a jockey would ride a horse. Whilst the female is running the, gravitational pull causes you dick and balls to lightly brush her back.
Grant: "Hey Leonie, can i have a piggyback ride?"

Leonie: "Sure you can Grant!"

Grant: "Awesome, i'll make sure its an enjoyable Brooklyn Backslapper!"

Dutch Backslapper 

When you take a sh*t in a Dutch toilet and it is so solid that it stands up only to collapse and smack the back of your ball sack as it falls, destroying everything in its path.
Johannes had eaten so much Pannenkoeken that the next time he took a sh*t he ended up getting a Dutch Backslapper.

Backhammer 

When a guy spits on a girls back in bed so she think he cum on her and when she turn around he cum in her face
Hannah: so u guys did it last night
Lauren: ya but he freakin backhammered me!
Hannah: oh that's disgusting!
Lauren: I know! Who even thought of backhammer?
Backhammer by Sexy;) June 30, 2011

BallSlammer 

A male you has sexual intercourse with another male so intense that them ball sack of the individual in the back slaps the ball sack of the male in front. With a clapping sound.
That prison gaurd ballslammer bruised my testicles.
BallSlammer by I_Eat_Babies May 3, 2003

backslasher

Another name for a Windows/NT/DOS dork. Can usually be seen in the wild wearing a polo shirt and slacks while carrying the latest Microsoft release packs.
"Dude check out that backslasher of there - I bet he's going to try and install Excel on my desktop computer. Too bad he doesn't know I just switched over to Linux"
backslasher by johnnywad September 24, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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