backfiber

When consuming a vast quantity of fiber comes back to haunt you.

"Man, it's called Fiber One for a reason! That second granola bar might look tasty but it is destined to backfiber."

by mishkachan August 1, 2009

backfire drunk

When you try to get your girl drunk but it backfires and she pukes all night and you can’t get a piece.

I only want a couple drinks. I don’t want to get backfire drunk.

by Phoenix420 January 28, 2022

Backfire

to bring a result opposite to that which was planned or expected.

They never learn even after all the games they play continue to backfire on them.

by Goddess12* December 22, 2013

Blumpkin Backfire

Toilet water that splashes on one's chin while giving a blumpkin.

Clean off your face, baby, you've got some blumpkin backfire on your chin.

by Purrris August 14, 2006

the backfire

when a guy is at dinner and gets up to say goodbye, he stands up and reaches over the table to hug someone, and he inadvertently places his cannon within one inch of someone (who is still sitting down) at the table's face. the backfire-ee, if you will, then sharply turns their head not knowing their is a cannon pointed right at their face, and then proceeds to make full blown facial contact with the shaft and the ballbag of the backfire-er

1) holy shit man, that one time at the house of blues, i was giving my girl a hug goodbye, and i totally gave ginnie mae the backfire

2)

by The Muffler Of All Mufflers March 18, 2011

backbiter

To speak negatively of a friend to others when they are not present

Pearl is a backbiter who will talk about you behind your back.

by KayahTeh May 27, 2019

Spunk Backfire

When you jizz into the girl's mouth and the skank spits it back at you.

James : WTF was with the spunk backfire?! You got it all over my t-shit!
Alice : *Nervous Laugh*, sorry.
James : Bitch! Oh yer btw, I have herpes.
Alice : Mmmm.

by bumasterflex September 22, 2010