back office

Dirty talk for the anus/asshole.

I know it's that time of the month, but I can always use the back office.

I want to scrape your back office with a spoon.

by erodut November 15, 2013

Back Office Bitch

A term used by USAF Security Forces members. Generally refers to a female who has guzzled enough spuzzle to secure a lax desk job.

POSairman1-"Whatever happened to that new cunt we got on flight a few weeks ago?"
POSairman2-"Shes a back office bitch now. If you need her I think shes under the commander's desk."

by pat790 September 2, 2010

Back office monkey

B.O.M for short. An employee of a financial service firm who pushes paper ie: does cost accounting, settles accounts, etc. This employee thinks that by becoming a Chartyred Financial Analyst, they will move to a more glamorous front office position and make more money. B.O.M's are easily placated by free donuts or pizza.

Douchebag and Lion are both destined to be back office monkeys for Harvey Industries.

by freshwoman June 30, 2005

Backoffice Chimps

Members of an IT Team, whose work is comparable to Pan troglodytes (The Common Chimpanzee) with whom they are closely related.
They survive mainly on Banana's, Coffee, noodle soup and moree recently have discovered a diet of berry berry.

They are to be watched closely as they tend to stray easily.
Treat with caution.

Man1 - "OH No! BREXHC5 our email server is down!"
Woman1 - "Great the Backoffice Chimps have gone AWOL again, and scheduled a restart in the middle of the day! bloody useless lot!

by Chimp Number 1 January 11, 2009