bachelor's salad 

You grab a full head of lettuce in one hand and bottle of salad dressing in the other. You bite the head of lettuce and take a swiq of the salad dressing out of the bottle to wash down the lettuce. Usually the only two remaining items in a bachelor's refrigerator.

Tom: Oh crap, I'm hungry but don't want to prepare anything.

Rob: Just make yourself a bachelor's salad.

bachelor's salad by EDelo September 22, 2009

bachelor's boomerang 

A rock-hard sock found under the bed or sofa cushion of a gentleman who is not in a steady relationship.

Freddy had no girfriend but his bachelor's boomerang was always at hand under the bed.

bachelor's boomerang by prof_evil September 15, 2010

bachelor's handbag 

A supermarket bought rotisserie chicken in a handy plastic carry bag. Popular with the single man attempting to cook for extended family

Steve knew his niece and nephew loved a home cooked meal, so he picked up a bachelor's handbag and a tub of pasta salad

bachelor's handbag by NzChippy October 17, 2021

Bachelor's Handshake

The act of grabbing a woman's breast, instead of the usual handshake. Then as she raises her hand to slap you in the face high five her. Walk away like a fucking badass.

Joe: I got a restraining order filed against me.
Bob: Why?!
Joe: I gave a bachelor's handshake at the club last night.
Bob: Woah! You're such a badass

Bachelor's Handshake by CalvinFromKaty October 9, 2011

bachelor's steak 

A bowl of cereal.

Hannah: What did you have for dinner tonight?
Red: A bachelor's steak.
Hannah: What kind, honeynut cheerios or trix?
Red: Neither, honeybunches of oats!

bachelor's steak by Hannah "Mixmaster" Mathew July 11, 2011

bachelor's dish rag 

A sock filled to the brim with semen.

Ugh, I stepped on Dave's Bachelor's Dish Rag.

bachelor's dish rag by BeefTeef December 21, 2017

Bachelor's Grip 

1) The higher than average grip strength commonly seen in men who have been single for several years due to excessive masturbation.

After a crushing handshake Andy described David as having a "bachelor's grip"

Bachelor's Grip by naw_ye_didnae January 31, 2017