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babylons
There is specific criteria that must be followed in order for boobs to be qualified as babylons:
1.) The boobs must be between D's and double D's
2.) They must have good nnipples, no pimples, hair, or pancake nipples, also the pizza tit can never be qualified as a babylon
3.) They must be firm, that means with no bra they hold their own.
4.) Now for the dilemma are fake boobs babylons. NEVER, babylons are a state in which cannot be achieved but given at birth.
5.) Stretch marks are a nono.
6.)Texture is crucial, they cannot feel like crumpled up paper or bags of sand.
7.) Also overall appearance besides the babylons must be good, such as facial features, physique, teeth, hair(flowing)
1.) The boobs must be between D's and double D's
2.) They must have good nnipples, no pimples, hair, or pancake nipples, also the pizza tit can never be qualified as a babylon
3.) They must be firm, that means with no bra they hold their own.
4.) Now for the dilemma are fake boobs babylons. NEVER, babylons are a state in which cannot be achieved but given at birth.
5.) Stretch marks are a nono.
6.)Texture is crucial, they cannot feel like crumpled up paper or bags of sand.
7.) Also overall appearance besides the babylons must be good, such as facial features, physique, teeth, hair(flowing)
An example of Babylons is my friend Amanda, while my other friend Jenna has dece boobs but is lacking the physique.
babylons by babylon lover November 19, 2006
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Ancient Babylonian Math
A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. References the ancient Babylonians counting their sheep.
A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
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White Trash Babylon
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babylon zoo
a post grunge-indie-spacerock-glam started in 1993.The group was fronted by indian born Jas Mann who had small sucess in the early nineties with his indie group, the sandkings. Babylon Zoo is considered as a one hit wonder due only having one hit, spaceman in 1996. his debut and 2nd albums (the boy with the x-ray eyes and king kong groover) had similar results, as both albums failed to meet the expectations.
babylon zoo by K666 August 31, 2005
Babylon 5
Our last, best hope for peace. The Last of the Babylon stations. Babylon 5 was a dream given form, a five mile long diplomatic station built to help races sort out their differences peacfully. Babylon 5 would serve as a nexus; from the station the Army of Light fought the Shadows and the Vorlons, the Earth Civil war was largely succesful due to the staff and ambassadors on the station, and the station aided G'kar in freeing his people from Centauri rule.
"The Babylon Project was our last, best hope for peace.
A self-contained world five miles long, located in neutral territory. A place of commerce and diplomacy for a quarter of a million humans and aliens. A shining beacon in space . . . all alone in the night.
It was the dawn of the Third Age of Mankind – the year the Great War came upon us all.
This is the story of the last of the Babylon stations. The year is 2259. The name of the place is Babylon 5."
A self-contained world five miles long, located in neutral territory. A place of commerce and diplomacy for a quarter of a million humans and aliens. A shining beacon in space . . . all alone in the night.
It was the dawn of the Third Age of Mankind – the year the Great War came upon us all.
This is the story of the last of the Babylon stations. The year is 2259. The name of the place is Babylon 5."
Whore of Babylon
The Whore of Babylon couldn't wait for me to overdraft my checking account again to hit me with another f*cking overdraft fee!
Whore of Babylon by dcf68 June 26, 2006
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