Definitions by dcf68
Whore of Babylon
The Whore of Babylon couldn't wait for me to overdraft my checking account again to hit me with another f*cking overdraft fee!
Whore of Babylon by dcf68 June 26, 2006
Champions
chilly willy
When one's sex partner sucks on an ice cube, drastically lowering the temperature of their mouth and tongue, prior to giving you oral sex.
LaFawnduh gave me a chilly willy in the bathroom on the bus to Detroit. That's when I knew I was gonna marry her.
chilly willy by dcf68 June 26, 2006
Wrestling the Midget
slang for male masterbation (jerking off, beating the bishop, roughing up the suspect, shaking hands with the governor, etc.)
Man 1: Hey, did you bang that girl you went out with last night?
Man 2: Oh yeah.
Man 1: What happened?
Man 2: After dinner, we went back to my place. After a few drinks, I figured she was good to go. So I whipped my dick out and started wrestling the midget right in fromt of her.
Man 1: What did she do?
Man 2: She got turned on, started flicking her bean and the rest is history.
Man 1: (Nodding with approval) Nice...
Man 2: Oh yeah.
Man 1: What happened?
Man 2: After dinner, we went back to my place. After a few drinks, I figured she was good to go. So I whipped my dick out and started wrestling the midget right in fromt of her.
Man 1: What did she do?
Man 2: She got turned on, started flicking her bean and the rest is history.
Man 1: (Nodding with approval) Nice...
Wrestling the Midget by dcf68 June 26, 2006