baby on baby 

In the most difficult of parenting situations when said parent has lost all ability to respond logically to their child they go "baby on baby" shitting their pants and crying inconsolably until their own parents to soothe them both.

Damn dad you needa stop going baby on baby every time billy has indigestion

baby on baby by Skiprderflipper May 14, 2019

Baby on baby 

When you cum on da baby

Yo I just did a baby on baby
(You nut on da baby)

Baby on baby by JOHN INTERNET GOOD December 17, 2021

On Baby On God

The absolute highest of oaths to honesty, cannot be lied on no matter the circumstance. (Not affiliated with any religion)

Joe: Yo did you sleep with my mom again?
Bill: Bro you know I would never do that
Joe: Put it on baby on god
Bill: ...

On Baby On God by Father Jared December 6, 2021

baby on board 

When you have to drop a massive deuce but you hold it in until you get home or find a cleaner or more private bathroom to use. It feels like you are temporarily with child. Thus, you've got a "baby on board."

If you got a baby on board, here' s what to do: walk briskly, drive safely, and set yourself free in the privacy of your own home.

baby on board by Ae5Ea8 April 2, 2015

On Baby Boy 

Expression to imply agreement. (similar in to “on god,” and can also be shortened to “obb.”)

Logan: “Why does the vice principal keep making us take off our sweatshirts, it’s like thirty degrees in here.”

Sean: “On baby boy, it’s so dumb he needs to chill.”

On Baby Boy by _big_chungus_ March 23, 2021

Baby On Board 

A yellow sign that shit-for-brains drivers believe will cause others to be extra cautious around them. In reality it signifies an idiot that thinks they're special because they have the sign that partially obstructs their vision, whether they have a baby in the car or not. It does NOT mean they are being careful while driving or give a shit about you. It actually can be viewed as a point of reference indicating you're within the vicinity of a fucking idiot behind the wheel.

I sometimes take the opportunity to pull along side of someone displaying a Baby On Board sign to see for myself what a fucking moron looks like. These cretins justify the issue of not allowing some imbeciles permission to breed. Do they actually think anybody gives a shit about their fucking kid?

Baby On Board by Big Ed Moustapha March 2, 2010

baby on board 

The quick translation: Bitch on Board

"Baby on board" indicates a woman driver with a huge sense of entitlement just because she managed to pop out a kid. Stay out of her way. She thinks she had the immaculate conception, and expects everyone to bow down to her kid as if it were the new Baby Jesus.

baby on board by drunk oracle March 19, 2010