baby handy 

a very small hand for age but great for fisting and taking out tampons in which the string had broke.

hey baby handy, my string broke can you help me.

baby handy by poonslayer6967 February 23, 2017

Baby hand 

an underdeveloped hand

Gil's baby hand freaked us out really badly, but we needed to touch it.

Baby hand by Maverick33 April 28, 2011

baby's handbag 

A slang term for the placenta, sometimes used by midwives.

Midwife: Well done, you have a beautiful baby girl, now lets get her handbag.
Mother: Pardon? What?
Midwife: Oh I'm sorry love, the placenta, I believe baby's handbag sounds a lot nicer that 'afterbirth' or 'placenta'.

I have everything in my handbag to keep me happy and contented, and that's what she's had to keep her happy and
contented for 9 months.

baby's handbag by foxyleelou November 27, 2013

Hand Baby 

When a female tries to get pregnant unbeknownst to the male by transferring sperm “with the hand” from the stomach, buttocks, mouth, etc to the vagina for the purposes of relationship entrapment.

Any child produced for or by the aforementioned method.

Mike dumped his girlfriend when he saw her trying to make a Hand Baby.

Hand Baby by SleepyZ April 9, 2004

Second-Hand Baby 

A screaming child in a restaurant, airplane, or other public enclosed space where you can't get away from the sound.

Kathy and I were at this nice dinner the other night and it was totally ruined by the Second-Hand Baby. We had to leave before dessert.

Second-Hand Baby by scottdrums January 14, 2014

babyhands 

the word babyhands means one of two things 1. you have a tiny hands compared to your body like a babys hands or. you have swift hands for stealing and doing other notorious tasks that require smooth hands..like a baby

1. That kid dan has some babyhands man i saw him go into 7/11 and steal like 20 packs of gum damn.
2. Evans babyhands were just small enought to fit throught the tiny hole.

babyhands by gabby numings April 8, 2007

Babyhand syndrome 

The disease that makes a Dixie cup look huge in your hand.

Having babyhand syndrome wasn't so bad when I masturbated.

Babyhand syndrome by Marine bcb November 17, 2016