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baby bottles 

n. the things on a woman's torso that men love to suck on
Evan hoped that he would have the chance to suck on her baby bottles by the end of the night.

1000 bottles of baby oil 

Man 1: Yo did you see what Diddy had in his house
Man 2: Yeah, 1000 bottles of baby oil

1,000 bottles of baby oil 🍼🍼 

what was diddy thinking?
why did diddy get 1,000 bottles of baby oil 🍼🍼

Baby Bottle Pop 

Baby Bottle Pop is a sexual technique commonly used by prostitutes and intense drug users. It's the action of placing drugs , which are usually powdered on another persons genitals, commonly on the male genitals for its close resemblance to the Baby Bottle Pop candy treat.
Oh man! Dude! She dipped me in the bag then went to town on me! She went wild on me and I did too. She gave me the worlds best Baby Bottle Pop. I had no idea what exactly it was till she did it. Had my shlong looking just like that candy treat. #PowderedAndSuckedClean bro. Dang.
Baby Bottle Pop by xRAzorxDicex September 12, 2017

Baby Bottle Pop 

Twist the top lick it, dip it and shake it and dip it again. A lollipop made like a baby bottle at the top that twists off with sugar on the bottom you can dip it into. mmm, for those kids who have never breast fed. Good source of hype and rotting teeth if you don't brush.
It's the Baby Bottle Pop, Baby Bottle Pop, take a lick, take a shit then steak it. Lick it again. It's the Baby Bottle Pop (delerius noise in the backround) Baby Bottle Pop...
Baby Bottle Pop by europopian December 15, 2009

Baby bottle top 

A man's penis that has no shaft and the head is shaped like that of a nipple on a baby bottle.
Robyn said it was the easiest 80 bucks she ever made due to the lack of having to bob because client Joe Schmoe has such a small baby bottle top penis.
Baby bottle top by LemmeF1ndOut June 17, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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