ba-jesus

its a totally awsome word meaning anything created by ALBERT RIPPEL

it hurts like a ba-jesus.
o my ba-jesus

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cocky boy: “ilysm”
nerdy girl: “BOOB”
cocky boy: “you suck you just scared the ba-jesus out of me”

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Bajesus

Small spirit that lives inside all living things. In times of extreme emotion, it leaves the body.

Alt. spellings: Bajeezus, Ba-Jesus

"Holy crap, you scared the Bajesus outta me!"

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An expression (phrase) indicating extreme shock or surprise.

"Holy bajesus! That guy's spleen just exploded!"

"Boo!"
"Holy bajesus, you scared the fuck out of me!"

Bajesus is an expression used when you are usually shocked or in a state of awe.

James: Bro look! Those cars just got in an accident!
Cody: Holy Bajesus!

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i smoked so much last night i was stoned to the bejesus

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Also spelled b'jesus, bjesus, or bejesus.
Modification of "by Jesus". Seldom used literally.
Similar to "b'golly" but more grown-up.

(upon seeing someone naked you didn't want to see and for a good reason):"OH BAJESUS!"

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