ba-jesus 

its a totally awsome word meaning anything created by ALBERT RIPPEL

it hurts like a ba-jesus.
o my ba-jesus

ba-jesus by Albert RIppel April 22, 2005

ba-jesus 

the living shit

cocky boy: “ilysm”
nerdy girl: “BOOB”
cocky boy: “you suck you just scared the ba-jesus out of me”

ba-jesus by ballslicker9000but69 November 22, 2021

Bajesus 

Small spirit that lives inside all living things. In times of extreme emotion, it leaves the body.

Alt. spellings: Bajeezus, Ba-Jesus

"Holy crap, you scared the Bajesus outta me!"

Bajesus by Bob Frapples March 19, 2004

Holy Bajesus! 

An expression (phrase) indicating extreme shock or surprise.

"Holy bajesus! That guy's spleen just exploded!"


"Boo!"
"Holy bajesus, you scared the fuck out of me!"

Holy Bajesus! by iggybalooloo February 17, 2009

Bajesus 

Bajesus is an expression used when you are usually shocked or in a state of awe.

James: Bro look! Those cars just got in an accident!
Cody: Holy Bajesus!

Bajesus by RainyDayswithRainbows February 20, 2018

stoned to the bajesus

being high beyond recognition

i smoked so much last night i was stoned to the bejesus

stoned to the bajesus by 2fiver October 5, 2003

bajesus 

Also spelled b'jesus, bjesus, or bejesus.
Modification of "by Jesus". Seldom used literally.
Similar to "b'golly" but more grown-up.

(upon seeing someone naked you didn't want to see and for a good reason):"OH BAJESUS!"

bajesus by Bad Mutha Hubbard January 25, 2007